Osaka, Japan – The proud and few remaining TESLAQ members gathered together today to perform mass seppuku. After 10 long years battling against the Tesla bulls, TESLAQ’s numbers were diminished to just a handful of brave warriors.
At it’s height, short interest in Tesla was at nearly 40% and the stock looked to be defeated. The stock price was sub-$200 and TESLAQ thought victory was within reach.
Then came reinforcements. The retail bro’s and Robinhood autists have pushed the stock to nosebleed levels, with the shorts cut to pieces.
With their homes mortgaged, their children’s college funds drained, and margin calls due, TESLAQ decided to take the honorable way out and cover their short positions.