After Insisting He Was Only Delivering Chicken, a delivery man with two pounds of steaming hot and crunchy thighs was shot following an argument over the delivery. The surprised customer was expecting a thigh delivery of a different nature and became angry when 34 year old Habib Nasir arrived at his door.
With chicken wing prices tripling, popular chain Wing Stop recently pivoted to less expensive thigh meat with delivery spinoff Thighstop. “We could never have imagined that someone would sexualize breaded chicken and kill one of our drivers,” Wingstop CEO said on his way to visit Nasir’s bereaved family. “There really is just no way at all to anticipate the stupidity of post-covid Americans.”
