Let’s be honest; if you’re not insider trading, you’re not doing it right. Between getting the payroll numbers early, the vaccine pumps, and buying 1,000 lot Otm Tesla calls, you’d have to be a moron to lose money in this market.
Some people call it market manipulation, and I call them sore losers. Any-who, this week Trump insiders loaded up on Kodak stock the day before Donnie announced that they would begin manufacturing some pharmaceuticals.
Now, before you get all triggered, this wasn’t for profit; no, it was in the name of America. If the Trump admin hadn’t loaded up on this garbage stock called Kodak, the terrorists would have, and that’s all that should matter.
In any case, it made for a nice little 50 bagger for the Kudlow coke fund. But seriously, how else is the Trump campaign supposed to compete with the funds funneled from the BLM organization to the Biden campaign?
How heartless do you have to be not to support their obvious avarice – these patriots gave up their seven figure salaries to work for the U.S. government.Â Â Can you blame Jared (cough) I mean them?
Isn’t this illegal, you ask? Of course not, because this is America, the land of the free and the home of the brave, and if you don’t like it you can leave because you’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists.
You really expect anyone to raise real cash via zoom calls and retirement home rallies? No, of course not. Everyone knows that when you need some doe you go to old faithful, America’s most reliable money printer- the S&P 500. Happy hunting.
Happy insider trading America.