After years of posturing about how strong he was, President Trump was found hiding in the same bunker Saddam Hussein was found in. When confronted by the media, Trump rambled on about how “hugeeeee” the hole in the ground he was hiding in was. Trump then admitted he forgot to bring any water and has been drinking his own urine for the last 2 days. Trump later declared that the entire left winged media is a domestic terrorist.
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