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It was a warm night. The stars bounded the endless sky. The ground was filled with miles of empty cornfields that have just been harvested for the year. Four teens raced down […]
Florida man arrested for emptying septic tank into boss’s pool, takes swim in poop pool
A recently fired Florida Man emptied an entire septic tank into his boss’s pool. The Florida man jumped in the pool when cops arrived and told them to “come get me”. An […]
Taxi driver states his favorite part of his job is running over pedestrians
New York, NY – In a rather heated interview, a taxi driver stated that his favorite part of his job is running over pedestrians. “Driving a taxi in NYC isn’t fun at […]
8 sexual images of your favorite U.S Presidents
When I think of sex the first thing that comes to mind is the United States Presidents. You may wonder why? Well it is because I am old. I am actually 87 years […]
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Husband shocked when he finds out his wife took out the trash
Gainesville, Florida – A husband was shocked when he came home from work and realized his wife took the garbage out. “It was so shocking to see,” the husband stated. “My wife […]
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If you get a text from this number (1-737-217-6397) don’t ever respond to it. I am begging you don’t respond to it! Delete it and forget about it. I got a text […]
Trump tweets “Happy Elizabeth Warren Day”
Washington – Donald Trump tweeted Happy Elizabeth Warren Day on Columbus Day. Elizabeth Warren has been known to call herself a Native American. Donald Trump has known to call Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas. […]