One of my good friends had a wrong number text him about picking him up and taking him to some law class. Instead of telling the chump he had the wrong number, […]
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Don’t ever text the wrong number…
What to text back to a creep asking for sex…
Snorting coke and robbing bars in the Carolina’s
I threw my head upwards as a burning sensation ran through my nose. I snorted profusely as my greasy black hair fell onto the leather shoulder pads of my jacket. My body […]
Making a bloke think his ex-girlfriend scammed me out of $250,000
Wow,,,so I recently learned about this term called “Trolling”. It is where you mess with someone on the internet (the thing Facebook is connected to). Well I decided to try it out […]
Come back to Best Friends
This Tribute to one of the Best Friends ever is meant to be hummed along to the song Come Back to Texas (Ohio) by Bowling for Soup….. ….. Long said he needed […]
Meet the woman who has had explosive diarrhea for over 15 years
Merica – An anonymous woman claims to have had explosive diarrhea for over 17 years. Her explosive diarrhea has had extremely negative impacts on her life. This is her story… Meet Daffodil […]
Naked Florida Man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence with squirt guns filled with alligator pee
Florida – A naked Florida Man tried to steal the Declaration of Independence this morning from a national grocery chain. The Florida Man held up the national grocery chain with super soakers […]
Midwest Farmer drinks horse semen for good luck
Merica – A Midwest farmer told a local newspaper that he drinks one gallon of horse semen per day for good luck. The farmer disclosed that he “milks” several horses a day […]
Anti-vax mom attacks doctor with left tit when son is vaccinated
Merica – An anti-vax mom recently made headlines in a rather disturbing fashion. According to very reliable sources, the nutty anti-vax mom went completely nuts and attacked the doctor who vaccinated her […]
A Florida Man robs a bank with hot dogs and a doubled headed dildo named “Matthew”
Florida – A Florida Man attempted to rob a bank in the Panhandle today due to his hate of the Federal Reserve. The Florida Man strapped 50 hotdogs to his naked chest […]