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FinTwit Madness

2020 FinTwit Madness Round Two

Listen up you filthy degenerates.  The official 2020 FinTwit Madness is happening now.  Round one...

Silver Crashes as Investors Rotate Capital into Safe Haven EV Stocks with no Revenue

Silver prices continued to crash into Tuesday's afternoon trading session as investors rotated out of...
Trevor Milton Joe Exotic

Trevor Milton Partners with Joe Exotic to Launch Electric Soap that doesn’t Drop in Shower

PRISON - Displaying a sudden demonstration of ingenuity, Trevor Milton along with business partner, Joe...
Tesla Battery Day

Ultra-Light Tesla Battery Leaked Ahead of Battery Day 2020

Investigative journalists at TSM has discovered leaked images showing cutting edge batteries ahead of the...
Trevor Milton Arrested

Tech Crunch Named “Idiot of the Year” after Believing Trevor Milton was Arrested at Airport

Tech Crunch was officially named "Idiot of the Year" after believing Trevor Milton was Arrested...


Well Logging

Dinsin Well Logging: “We’re the Worst So You Don’t Have To Be!”

“As mudloggers, we’re really just here to monitor the gas,” explains Martin Roberts, an oil field veteran with 14 long months of hard-earned experience. “We...
Katie Mehnert Johnny Sins

Katie Mehnert Thanks Johnny Sins For His “Service”

Katie Mehnert, founder and CEO of Pink Petro thanked adult video star, Johnny Sins, for his service on Twitter this afternoon. "God love him --...
Renewable Energy

Notable scientist warns of renewable energy’s true cost to environment

Geneva, Switzerland - Growth in the renewable energy sector has been a beacon of hope for climate activists around the world. “Reducing the worlds...

Opinion: Make The United States O&G Complex Pay For Reparations

Social Justice Warriors unite! I have found the solution to the ever-relevant issue of economic inequality. For decades, politicians have been demanding reparations for...
Portnoy natural gas

Portnoy Shorts Natural Gas Futures To Spite Buffett

After seeing the news that Buffett, Oracle of Nursing Homes, purchased Dominion Energy’s natural gas storage for $10 Billion, day trading legend Dave Portnoy...

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Hurricane Laura

Hurricane Laura Expected to Bankrupt Newly-IPO’d Lemonade (Parody)

Wall Street analysts scrambled on Wednesday evening to assess the impacts of Hurricane Laura’s landfall on Lemonade (NYSE:LMND), the insurance startup that conducted its...

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