Houston – A prominent and well know energy investor has been arrested by the Houston Police Department for taking a fresh dump at over 60 energy company headquarters across the state of […]
Wall Street – A hedge fund manager claims that Tesla, Inc. (TSLA) is the deepest of deep value stocks out there and could likely be a ten bagger from the $900 plus […]
Value traps are piles of shit and a waste of valuable capital. Here are the top 23 ways to know if a company you are invested in is a value trap. Source […]
Extorting people is one of my favorite hobbies and is a get rich quick scheme that I used to get extremely wealthy. Extortion has been a hot topic in the news lately […]
Wuhan, China – Oil and gas traders bid up Asia LNG prices today to weekly highs resulting in a massive spike in LNG futures. For context, Asia LNG prices have hit record […]
The Stonk Market is proud to announce that Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer, Brad Holly has been named the Sexiest CEO Alive for the year of 2020. With Brad’s devilish smile, […]
Wall Street – A local Wall Street Hero announced today that he is planning to launch a fund that is “Anti-ESG”. ESG stands for Environmental, Social and Governance. The Wall Street Hero […]
On a late Friday night, I was browsing the internet and taking rips off my trusty crack pipe. When I was about to call it quits and lay down for the night […]
Alabama – A school bus driver made local news after putting his entire retirement into Tesla, Inc. (TSLA). The bus driver has convinced the rest of his co-workers to go all in […]
