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Shares of Penny Stock “XXX” Soar 6,500% After Newsletter Copywriter Forgets to Fill in Placeholder
Shares of little-known Canadian adult website startup NutBang (XXX), a penny stock, got a big...
Federal Reserve IPOs at $7 Trillion Valuation on the Nasdaq, Ticker BRR
The Federal Reserve (BRR) has finally let the cat out of the bag and done...
Fed begins purchasing Pokémon cards to provide liquidity to homeless millennials
WASHINGTON – Emphasizing the importance of taking concrete steps to address the wealth inequality in...
Harvard Steals University of Phoenix’s Business Model
The battle cry of the Phoenix is under threat. Millions of students that call the...
Portnoy Shorts Natural Gas Futures To Spite Buffett
After seeing the news that Buffett, Oracle of Nursing Homes, purchased Dominion Energy’s natural gas...
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Portnoy Shorts Natural Gas Futures To Spite Buffett
After seeing the news that Buffett, Oracle of Nursing Homes, purchased Dominion Energy’s natural gas storage for $10 Billion, day trading legend Dave Portnoy...
Dave Portnoy Destroys Oil Barons with 🚀 Astronomic 🚀 First Well
In a move only accomplishable by the most winning winner of the winners, Dave Portnoy goes YOLO on a South Texas Oil Well and...
Engineers and Declining Fertility: The Obvious Connection
We live in a world of endless corporate growth. Where every CEO strives for the Sisyphean task of ever-increasing profits and stock value. Unless...
Chesapeake’s Poison Pill doesn’t go quite as planned
Several weeks ago, The Stonk Market revealed that the Chesapeake Energy decision to implement a poison pill was largely a gesture to help Robinhood...
Oil & Gas Operators Protest Low Prices, Loot Employee Homes
The anger had been bubbling beneath the surface after the initial plunge of oil prices in 2014. But with another price drop in 2020,...
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Robinhood Trader Shocked when finding out ‘Stock Trading Game’ Involves Actual...
"I seriously thought Robinhood was a game," Justin Hermouf, 24 stated. "I thought all of that money I was losing was fake money. You...
