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Federal Reserve IPOs at $7 Trillion Valuation on the Nasdaq, Ticker BRR

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The Federal Reserve (BRR) has finally let the cat out of the bag and done...

Major League Eating Scout: San Fran Giants Sandoval Is 5 Tool Prospect

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SAN FRANCISCO - An unflattering photo of San Francisco Giant Pablo Sandoval that has gone...
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Fed begins purchasing Pokémon cards to provide liquidity to homeless millennials

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WASHINGTON – Emphasizing the importance of taking concrete steps to address the wealth inequality in...
Harvard Online Classes

Harvard Steals University of Phoenix’s Business Model

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The battle cry of the Phoenix is under threat. Millions of students that call the...
Redskins name change

Defiant Redskins Owner Dan Snyder: ‘We’re Changing Our Name To The Washington Savages’

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WASHINGTON DC - In a brash move by NFL owner Dan Snyder, the Washington Redskins...

Energy

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Portnoy Shorts Natural Gas Futures To Spite Buffett

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After seeing the news that Buffett, Oracle of Nursing Homes, purchased Dominion Energy’s natural gas storage for $10 Billion, day trading legend Dave Portnoy...
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Dave Portnoy Destroys Oil Barons with 🚀 Astronomic 🚀 First Well

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In a move only accomplishable by the most winning winner of the winners, Dave Portnoy goes YOLO on a South Texas Oil Well and...
Engineers

Engineers and Declining Fertility: The Obvious Connection

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We live in a world of endless corporate growth. Where every CEO strives for the Sisyphean task of ever-increasing profits and stock value. Unless...
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Chesapeake’s Poison Pill doesn’t go quite as planned

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Several weeks ago, The Stonk Market revealed that the Chesapeake Energy decision to implement a poison pill was largely a gesture to help Robinhood...
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Oil & Gas Operators Protest Low Prices, Loot Employee Homes

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The anger had been bubbling beneath the surface after the initial plunge of oil prices in 2014.  But with another price drop in 2020,...

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Robinhood Trader Shocked when finding out ‘Stock Trading Game’ Involves Actual...

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"I seriously thought Robinhood was a game," Justin Hermouf, 24 stated.  "I thought all of that money I was losing was fake money.  You...

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