Wall Street – A Wall Street analyst at a prominent investment bank has called in sick with the Coronavirus. As funny – or disingenuous as it sounds, the Wall Street analyst is […]
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Burnt out Wall Street Analyst calls in sick with Coronavirus
Sell Side Analyst gets upset on earnings call…doesn’t say “nice quarter guys”
An earnings call nightmare. At least that is what everyone and their mothers on Wall Street is calling it. And what a complete disaster it was. On January 24th, 2020, Bariatric Lavatory […]
Florida Man goes bankrupt shorting Tesla, fills car with human poop and throws feces at pedestrians
Florida – A Florida Man recently read a well-known investment book called The Intelligent Investor. After reading this tome of a book, the Florida Man took it upon himself and shorted Tesla […]
How I used negative interest rates to build the biggest brothel in the Netherlands
The general consensus among the libertarian regime regarding negative interest rates has been, well how do I put it…negative. Most of the die-hard libertarians I frequent to bars with, discuss the negative […]
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The Stress of Raising Capital: From Chairs on Ceilings, Polar Bears, Quarries and even Space Force
What is your background and who are you? I’m a biomedical engineer and my name is Dan Radcliffe (pseudonym to protect identity). What is the startup you have been working on? We […]
16 Stereotypical investors you would find on FinTwit
Deep Value Snob: This guy looks like a deep value stock. A walking disaster. Donning a suite that looks like it’s from the 1980s. A greasy sway to this hair. His once […]
17-year-old Noah has been Tweeting to Elon Musk for 252 days in a row and he’s not planning to stop
Who are you? I am Noah. I’m 17 years old and live in the Netherlands. Why do you love Elon Musk so much? I love Elon because he has the best unique […]
11 Stereotypical Bros you would find on Wall Street
Nerdy Skinny Dork: This this is the dude you used to shove into lockers in high school. The kid you forced to do your math tests. He had big red pimples on […]
How we saved 74% of our income after building a budget
I am a millennial male in his late twenties. I am pretty much damn near thirty. I’m married to my wife of five years who is in the same age as myself. […]