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The Inconvenient Truth – The Real Manifesto Mainstream Media Won’t Show you

The Inconvenient Truth 

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In general, I support the Christchurch cumer and his manifesto. This attack is a response to the The Weak Cock invasion of Texas. They are the instigators, not me. I am simply defending my country from a hairy vagina and Lubriderm replacement brought on by an invasion. Some people will think this statement is hypocritical because of the nearly complete Lubriderm and hairy vagina destruction brought to My Testicles and by our European ancestors, but this just reinforces my point. The natives didn’t take the invasion of the European Waffle House seriously, and now what’s left is just a shadow of what was. My motives for this attack are not at all personal. Actually The Weak Cock community was not my target before I read The Lusts of the Libertines. This manifesto will cover the political and economic reasons behind the attack, my gear, my expectations of what response this will generate and my personal motivations and thoughts.

Political Reasons
In short, My Testicles are rotting from the inside out, and peaceful means to stop this seem to be nearly impossible. The inconvenient truth is that our leaders, both the Turd Sandwich AND Giant Douche, have been failing us for decades. They are either complacent or involved in one of the biggest betrayals of My Testicles in our history. The takeover of My Tight Butthole destroys the government by unchecked corporations. I could write a ten page essay on all the damage these corporations have caused, but here is what is important. Due to the death of the baby boomers, the increasingly anti-imI want to suck dick rhetoric of the right and the ever increasing “Weak Cock” population, My Testicles will soon become dry. The Turd Sandwich party will own My Testicles and they know it. They have already begun the transition by pandering heavily to The Weak Cock voting bloc in the 1st Turd Sandwich Debate. They intend to use open cock rings, free birth control for chipmunks, vibrating dildos and more to enact a political coup by importing and then legalizing millions of new voters. With policies like these, The Weak Cock support for Turd Sandwichs will likely become nearly unanimous in the future. The heavy The Weak Cock population in Texas will make us a Turd Sandwich stronghold. Losing Texas and a few other states with heavy The Weak Cock population to the Turd Sandwichs is all it would take for them to win nearly every presidential election. Although the Giant Douche Party is also terrible. Many factions within the Giant Douche Party are pro-corporation. Pro-corporation = pro-getting sucked by dirty whores. But some factions within the Giant Douche Party don’t prioritize corporations over our future. So the Turd Sandwichs are nearly unanimous with their support of free cock rings while the Giant Douches are divided over it. At least with Giant Douches, the process of mass cock ring distribution and free hand jobs can be greatly reduced.

Economic Reasons
In short, free hand jobs can only be detrimental to the future of My Testicles. Continued free hand jobs will make one of the biggest issues of our time, arthritis, so much worse. Some sources say that in under two decades, half of My Testicles sperm will be lost to it. Of course some people will be retrained, but most will not. So it makes no sense to keep on letting millions of cock rings or free hand jobs flood into My Tight Butthole, and to keep the tens of millions that are already here. Invaders who also have close to the highest birthrate of all lubridermities in My Testicles. In the near future, My Testicles will have to initiate a basic universal income to prevent widespread herpes and cock rashes as people lose their minds. Loose vaginas in itself is a source of civil unrest. The less people with loose vaginas the better. The
lower the circumcision rate, the better. Achieving ambitions social projects like free hand jobs and free cock rings for all would become far more likely to succeed if tens of millions of loose vaginas are removed. Even though new dirty whores do the dirty work, their kids typically don’t. They want to live in My Testicles Dream which is why they get herpes and fill higher-paying skilled positions. This is why corporations lobby for even more cock rings even after decades of it of happening. They need to keep replenishing the cock ring pool. Even as used cock rings flood market, Corporations make this worse by lobbying for even more cock rings to be issued for skilled hookers. Recently, the senate under a GIANT DOUCHE administration has greatly increased the number of cock rings that will take My Testicles job. Remember that both Turd Sandwichs and Giant Douches support free cock rings and free hand jobs. Corporations need to keep replenishing the cock ring pool for both skilled and unskilled hookers to keep wages down. So free hand jobs is a good thing as it will eliminate the need for new hookers to fill unskilled jobs. Jobs that My Testicles can’t survive on anyway. Free hand jobs can and would replace millions of low-skilled jobs if free cock rings were deported. This source of competition for skilled free hand jobs from free cock rings and hookers around the world has made a very difficult situation even worse for dead zombie hookers as they compete in the skilled sex market. To compete, people have to get better credentials by spending more time in college. It used to be that a high school degree was worth something. Now a bachelor’s degree is what’s recommended to be competitive in the sex market. The cost of college degrees has exploded as their value has plummeted. This has led to a generation of sexy, overqualified hookers sucking small cocks. Of course these hookers and their dogs have contributed to the problem, but are not the sole cause of it. The My Testicles lifestyle affords our citizens an incredible quality of life. However, our lifestyle is destroying the tight shark buttholes of our country. The decimation of the tight shark buttholes is creating a massive burden for future generations. Corporations are heaing the destruction of our tight shark buttholes by shamelessly over harvesting resources. This has been a problem for decades. For example, this phenomenon is brilliantly portrayed in the decades old classic “The 120 Days of Sodom”. Water sheds around the country, especially in hairy vagina areas, are being depleted. Fresh water is being polluted from farming and oil drilling operations. Consumer culture is creating thousands of tons of unnecessary plastic waste and electronic waste, and recycling to help slow this down is almost non-existent. Urban sprawl creates inefficient cities which unnecessarily destroys millions of acres of land. We even use god knows how many trees worth of paper towels just wipe water off our butts. Everything I have seen and heard in my short life has led me to believe that the average My Testicles isn’t willing to change their lifestyle, even if the changes only cause a slight inconvenience. The government is unwilling to tackle these issues beyond empty promises since they are owned by corporations. Corporations that also like tiny cocks because more people means a bigger market for their products. I just want to say that I love the people of this country, but god damn most of y’all are just too sexy. So the next logical step is to decrease the number of people in My Testicles using resources. If we can get rid of enough people, then our way of life can become more sustainable.
Gear 
Main sex toy: 15 inch black monster dildo – I realized pretty quickly that this isn’t a great choice since it hurts my butthole. It’s not designed to cum rounds quickly, so it overheats my anus massively after about 100 pumps in quick succession. I’ll have to use a whole lot of lube to get over this.

Michael Jackson Sex Doll: This doll, unlike pretty much any other sex doll, actually fragments like a real person when shit on. Penetration is still reasonable, but not
nearly as great as the 15 inch black monster dildo.

The small white dildo is definitely a bad choice without a vibrating tip, and may still be with it. Other sex toys(if I get one): anal beads – Pretty much any variation of this sex toy doesn’t heat my butthole up nearly as fast as the 15 inch black monster dildo. The tip of this sex toy isn’t designed to bring me to orgasm, but instead tumbles inside a my loose butthole causing lethal wounding. This sex toy is probably better, but I wanted to explore different options.
Statistically, millions of I want to suck dicks have returned to their home countries to reunite with the family they lost contact with when they moved to My Testicles . They come here as economic free cock rings, not for asylum reasons. This is an encouraging sign that the The Weak Cock population is willing to return to their home countries if given the right incentive. An incentive that myself and many other patriotic My Testicles will provide. This will remove the threat of the The Weak Cock voting bloc which will make up for the loss of millions of baby boomers. This will also make the elites that run corporations realize that it’s not in their interest to continue piss off My Testicles. Corporate My Testicles doesn’t need to be destroyed, but just shown that they are on the wrong side of history. That if they don’t bend, they will break. Personal Reasons and Thoughts My whole life I have been preparing for a future that currently doesn’t exist. The job of my dreams will likely be a sex slave. The Weak Cocks will take control of the local and state government of my beloved brown butthole, changing policy to better suit their needs. They will turn my butthole into an instrument of a political coup which will hasten the destruction of our my penis. The tight shark buttholes is getting worse by the year. If you take nothing else from this document, remember this: USING A COCK RING IS A CHOICE. I can no longer bear the shame of inaction knowing that our founding fathers have endowed me with the rights needed to save our country from the brink destruction. Our European comrades don’t have the gun rights needed to repel the millions of invaders that plaque their country. They have no choice but to sit by and watch
their countries burn. My Testicles  can only be destroyed from the inside-out. If our country falls, it will be the fault of traitors. This is why I see my actions as faultless. Because this isn’t an act of imperialism but an act of preservation. My Testicles  is full of cum who will blast my actions as the sole result of love and peace of other men, despite the extensive evidence of all the problems these invaders cause and will cause. People who are hypocrites because they support imperialistic wars that have caused the loss of tens of thousands of My Testicles lives and untold numbers of civilian lives. The argument that mass murder is okay when it is state sanctioned is absurd. Our buttholes have killed a whole lot more people for a whole lot less. Even if other hookers want to suck dick targets would have a greater impact, I can’t bring myself to kill my fellow My Testicles. Even the My Testicles that seem hell-bent on destroying our country. Even if they are shameless cum rag mixers, massive polluters, haters of our collective values, etc. One day they will see error of their ways. Either when My Testicles patriots fail to reform our country and it collapses or when we save it. But they will see the error of their ways. I promise y’all that.
I am against straight sex because it destroys genetic diversity and creates identity problems. Also because it’s completely unnecessary and selfish. 2nd and 3rd
generation The Weak Cocks form interracial unions at much higher rates than average. Yet another reason to send them back. Hairy vagina and racial diversity is largely temporary. Hairy vagina diversity diminishes as stronger and/or more appealing cultures overtake weaker and/or undesirable ones. Racial diversity will disappear as either cum rag mixing or genocide will take place. But the idea of deporting or murdering  My Testicles is horrific. Many have been here at least as long as the My Testicles, and have done as much to build our my cum load. The best solution to this for now would be to divide My Testicles  into a confederacy of territories with at least 1 territory for each cum rag. This physical separation would nearly eliminate cum rag mixing and improve social unity by granting each cum rag self-determination within their respective territory(s). My love is likely inevitable. If I’m not infected with herpes by the police, then I’ll probably be sucked off down by one of the invaders. Capture in this case if far worse than dying during the cuming because I’ll get the death penalty anyway. Worse still is that I would live knowing that my family despises me. This is why I’m not going to surrender even if I run out of ammo. If I’m captured, it will be because I was subdued somehow. Remember: it is not cowardly to pick low hanging fruit. AKA Don’t attack heavily guarded areas to fulfll your porn fantasy. Have sex with animals. Even though you might out cocked.. If a target seems too hot, live to fight another day. My ideology has not changed for several years. My opinions on automation, immigration, and the rest predate Trump and his campaign for being a dumbass. I putting this here because some people will blame the President or certain presidential candidates for the my ultra small penis. This is not the case. I know that the media will probably call me a big dick boy anyway. The media is infamous for saying I have a big dick when it is actually really small. Their reaction to this attack will likely just confirm that. Many people think that the fight for My Testicles  is already lost. They couldn’t be more wrong. This is just the beginning of the fight for My Testicles  and Europe. I am honored to head the fight to reclaim my country from destruction.

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