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Man wakes up from coma, goes back into coma after finding Donald Trump is President


Source: wikicommons

A man who was in a coma for over 30 years woke up this afternoon. Loved ones who haven’t spoke to him decades were ecstatic. The doctors were surprised. Experts thought he would never wake up. The family always hung onto hope though – praying everyday he would wake.

After seeing his family who looked much older than he remembered, he started asking questions.

“What year is? How old am I? Is the Great War over? Who is the Federal Reserve Chairman? Who is the President of the United States?

All of the answers came to a great surprise to the man. He was shocked to find out the Ginsberg age of the Fed are over. He was shocked to find out he was a senior citizen – due for an untold amount of benefits in Social Security checks. He was happy to hear the Great War was over. But what pushed him over the edge was finding out that Donald Trump was the President of the United States.

According to his family, he just couldn’t take it when he found out Donald Trump was the President of the United States. Immediately after finding out he said, “see ya guys in four more years.” He then proceeded to go back into his coma.

If those are not telling words, “see ya guys in four more years” I don’t know what is. I guess this indicates that we will be seeing Trump in office for an additional four more years.


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