- Put whip cream on it with cherry
- Recreate D-Day with toy army soldiers and Green Aliens on top of head.
- Draw graph of my favorite stonk going up on forehead
- Use it as finger painting portrait
- Write activist letter on back of head to a company and send it in the mail.
- Use it as a litter box for my kitties
- Write my future best selling novel on it.
- Throw rotten apples at it.
- Tape picture of Olivia Voz on it and take on date
- Cuddle with it like cozy teddy bear that just came out of dryer
- Pound on bald head with my fist when I lose money in stonks
- Take shots off bald head when I make money in stonks
- Park my Tonka Truck on it.
- Use head as cushion when I go on a flight for my butt
- Use as ashtray for a swisher sweet (purple) blunt
- Put head in front of door so it doesn’t slam from wind
- Play hacky-sack with my buds in front of the liquor store
- Stick head out in my garden to scare the birds away
- Give the head away as a gag gift to my buddies
- Use as a plunger when my poops jam the toilet
- Kiss head when I’m feeling lonley
- Yell at head when the stonks go down
- Grow tomatoes on it
- Draw hundred dollar bills on it so I look rich and not poor
- Build DCF model on it.
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