Ben Graham, known as the father of value investing has given a wealth of knowledge to the investment industry. However, there is a handful of wisdom and quotes by Ben Graham that hasn’t become as mainstream as his other works. Here are 25 quotes from Ben Graham you didn’t know existed.
- “Mortgage your grandmother’s house and go all in on leverage when the EV stocks hit record highs.”
- “The greatest industry in the developed world is slangin’ dope. ROI on dope slangin’ is double digits.”
- “When you lose money in the stock market, feel free to drive recklessly through school zones.”
- “When a CEO of a public company tells the SEC to suck his doodle, go all in.”
- “Money, women, cars and clothes.”
- “I wrote The Intelligent Investor as a joke. Can’t believe people take that book so seriously. What idiots.”
- “Everyone I have ever met who attempts to beat an index is an absolute miserable goat.”
- “She stunk like fish.”
- “In my whole life, I have known no wise people who didn’t get drunk all the time — none, zero.”
- “I like my dividends like I like my women…thicc.”
- “I like big butts and a cannot lie.”
- “Violent J from the Insane Clown Posse is the greatest investor to ever live.”
- “The quickest way to financial freedom is by defrauding investors.”
- “The early bird gets drunk.”
- “Her knockers were the size of ten gallon buckets.”
- “Value investing is done best when you don’t do it at all.”
- “I wrote the chapter on ‘margin of safety’ blacked out on mushrooms. I seriously hope no one takes that advice from me.”
- “Tesla has an infinite total addressable market because they will be selling cars to aliens soon.”
- “Getting wasted in the basement was our only obligation.“
- “All I wanna do is get white boy wasted.“
- “The greatest asset a landlord has is the ability to put hidden cameras in the units and sell the footage on the dark web.”
- “Buying stocks under book value is cool, but have you ever seen a big booty white chick? Oh my lord.”
- “Charlie Munger is a chump.”
- “The internet was invented to pump penny stocks.”
- “Stocks only go up.”
