AMC Shorts

Who wears short shorts? We’re not sure either.

Despite struggling to try and stay open during the coronavirus, AMC ($AMC) soared 300% on Thursday, resulting in the movie theater chain announcing a new product aimed towards short-sellers: AMC short-shorts.

“The reason AMC is seeing this volume is that people like movies” said Adam Aron the CEO of AMC. “People like movies a lot.”

Further questions resulted in similar responses. “This is a great day for AMC.” Aron said finally.

The limited shorts are now on sale for “a mere $94.50” which Aron said is “dirt cheap compared to other AMC ammenities”.

Written by @buttface6t4