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Apple Stock Price Soars As They Announce First Electric Car “APPLE ESOD X”

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Apple CEO Tim ‘Apple’ Cook made shockwaves when he tweeted an image of an seemingly electric car with Apple branding, with a caption saying “APPLE ESOD X”. When asked what ESOD means Cook replied, “Elon Suck Our Dick, the X is for cool points.”

Analysts are touting this as a Tesla killer, rumors are stating it has wireless charging capabilities, has a 1.44 0-60, autopilot with adjustable settings such as swerving into oncoming Teslas on the road to show who has the better collision avoidance system.