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Merica – An anonymous woman claims to have had explosive diarrhea for over 17 years. Her explosive diarrhea has had extremely negative impacts on her life. This is her story… Meet Daffodil […]
Florida – A naked Florida Man tried to steal the Declaration of Independence this morning from a national grocery chain. The Florida Man held up the national grocery chain with super soakers […]
Merica – A Midwest farmer told a local newspaper that he drinks one gallon of horse semen per day for good luck. The farmer disclosed that he “milks” several horses a day […]
Merica – An anti-vax mom recently made headlines in a rather disturbing fashion. According to very reliable sources, the nutty anti-vax mom went completely nuts and attacked the doctor who vaccinated her […]
Florida – A Florida Man attempted to rob a bank in the Panhandle today due to his hate of the Federal Reserve. The Florida Man strapped 50 hotdogs to his naked chest […]
Florida – A Florida man was arrested Tuesday for having sex with Olaf from the movie “Frozen” inside of a Target. Cody Meader, otherwise known as Florida Man, humped a stuffed animal […]
Florida – A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon. The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren […]
Alabama – A local Alabama mother was arrested this afternoon for breast feeding in public. She is being held in a local Alabama jail for exposing herself in public. A local Alabama […]
This is a crazy one folks (and actually real). We found this surfing Craigslist in Miami, Florida. Here is a screenshot of the posting. And here is the link. We wrote out […]
Source of featured image: Piximus Number One: Crack head Betty Number Two: Worn out mop head Number Three: Golden dome Number Four: Cracked out Boy George Number Five: I should be on […]