George Washington Black

California Governor Gavin Newsom has announced middle school text history textbooks in California will now depict George Washington as a black man. “Our founding fathers weren’t the best men, despite their great ideas for founding our country. Their backgrounds are still incredibly racist. Depicting George Washington as a black man is just a token of our appreciation for what African-Americans have accomplished in our nation.”

Many conservatives were outraged by this idea, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said in an interview with Fox News “California has gone totally insane, we need a military occupation of California until we figure out what the hell is going on down there. I don’t know if Governor Newsom is a traitor, or just entirely incompentent.” DeSantis said.