“I was just here for the memes and an occasional Samosa,” Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. told Stonk News. “I had no idea people in finance could be doing anything dishonest.”
The FBI could not be reached for comment but #StonksOrDie has been trending since early this morning. When asked for comment, popular FinTwit contributor, Senator Eloise Williams, CFA, MBA, PHD (doctor) said, “I told these idiots that Real Estate is the place to be. The fraud is basically legal over here, especially when you only rent to the poors.”
Michael J. Burry, famed short seller, reactivated his Twitter account briefly to post a GIF of hyenas from Lion King laughing then disappeared back into billionaire obscurity.
