Goldman Sachs CEO

Goldman Sachs CEO, David Solomon, has passed away at 59 after being explained what an NFT is by a junior analyst during a meeting. Curious as to why people were paying 6-figures for images online, Solomon only knew what the basics of cryptocurrency were.

An unnamed junior analyst reportedly had an in-depth conversation with Solomon about NFTs and what the future could hold for them. However nearing the end of their conversation, the unnamed junior analyst reportedly showed Solomon a tweet showing an EtherRock selling for $1,200,000 in Ether. After realizing someone actually paid that much for a picture of a cartoon rock, Solomon began sweating before he grabbed at his chest and collapsed. He never woke up.