The Wall Street Journal has named their Investor of The Year 9 months early, after releasing an article today detailing Hunter Biden’s amazing investment into the Sinaloa Cartel, netting him a return of 3000% in just a few months.
“As a big fan of their product, this seemed like a no brainer investment to me.” Biden said. “My financial analyst projects crack rock futures will soar going into 2022 with the decriminalization of them in liberal states like Oregon” he added. “I wired north of 4 million dollars to the Sinaloa Cartel, and I have already sent 12 back, one could say I am the greatest investor of all time, but I must stay humble.” Biden added.
Concerned reporters asked White House Press Secretary why the President’s son is investing into illegal activity to which she answered “Hunter Biden is a recovering addict and the President couldn’t be more proud of his recovery, he saw an opportunity to make an investment and made it, no further questions on the subject, we are here to talk about your mandated vaccine deadline.” she said.
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