
Now that the Evergreen cargo ship has finally straightened its path, the Suez Canal is open for business again. While this is incredibly bullish for the economy, my entire portfolio is is currently in SPY $340 4/1 Puts. I am currently down 99% on these options and I will not settle for anything other than a 100% return at least, so Captain of the Evergreen, I ask you to do something really really funny, hilarious even, turn the ship sideways again and make sure it doesn’t get unstuck.