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Hedge fund hires Rupert the llama to pick stocks

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Wall Street – Top Wall Street Hedge Fund, BlueSky Capital Partners, recently hired...
Steve Mnuchin

Mnuchin floats 1-for-2 split of U.S. Dollar

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Washington – Steve Mnuchin, secretary of the treasury, floated the idea of splitting...

Airline Industry wins the Capital Allocation Award of the Century

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The Stonk Market is pleased announce the United States of America’s very own...
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5 best ways to use a barrel of oil in 2020

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How the mighty have fallen! Or shall one say, how the mighty...
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Bridgewater Associates uses a Ouija Board to find investment ideas

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Wall Street – Prominent investment management company, Bridgewater Associates, the company started by...

Energy

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5 best ways to use a barrel of oil in 2020

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How the mighty have fallen! Or shall one say, how the mighty have gotten hammered by excess supply, depreciated demand and...
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A 77-pack of Natural Light costs more than a barrel of crude oil

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Yes, you read the title right.  There’s such thing as a 77-pack of Natural Light – and it will cost you more...

Local entrepreneur spends nine months preparing disruptive business idea, discovers 5,000 other assholes doing...

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HOUSTON, TX— 28-year-old Houston oil and gas entrepreneur Jacob Smarts had a vision: use technology to disrupt the notoriously stubborn and tradition-bound...
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Free Market Capitalist begs Government for Bailout

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Midland, Texas – Meet John Bishop.  John is a free market advocate.  John has more passion for “the invisible hand” than he...
Horse poop

Farmer claims a pile of horse poop is worth more than the U.S. Shale...

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Somewhere on a farm – A farmer made national news this morning when he claimed a pile of horse poop in his...

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