Tesla Bot

PAO ALTO, CA – A rogue Tesla bot killed an unnamed Tesla engineer conducting experiments at Tesla HQ in Pao Alto, in an undisclosed incident leaked by TMZ it was revealed a Tesla bot lost control and charged full speed at the engineer pushing him backwards killing him when he fell over.

It is unclear what specific tests they were running that caused the incident, but TMZ revealed they were testing the bot’s strength when it became unhinged.

Not all is bad for Tesla however, as many investors perceived this news as bullish and Tesla gained $3 billion dollars of market capitalization in pre-market trading early Monday morning, meaning they will easily be able to pay workers compensation to the workers family.